Because let's face it, sometimes you wander off (physically or mentally). This shirt is here to make sure you always find your way back to your better half. Whether you're at a concert, a family BBQ, or just "exploring" Home Depot for hours, this tee is equal parts funny and functional.

Super soft, lightweight, and with just the right amount of stretch, it’s the perfect fit for your adventures (or misadventures). Bonus? It’s durable enough to survive all your “where did he go this time?” moments.

Details that make it a favorite:

-Soft and breathable: Combed and ring-spun cotton blend for ultimate comfort
-Pre-shrunk: No shrinking surprises after the first wash
-Durable construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side seams for a great fit
-Tear-away label: Because no one likes itchy neck tags
-Sourced responsibly: Made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Whether you’re buying it for your husband or hinting he should get it for himself, this shirt is a hilarious must-have. Now, if we could just make one that says, "I’m the wife—stop returning him to me." 😉

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