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Returns Policy
We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
We will charge a 10% restocking fee for any product returned. Due to the nature of our products, they are made especially for you when you place your order.
Shipping
In order to deliver your order as soon as possible, your order may be shipped in multiple packages. You will receive a separate tracking number for each package.
Please note, shipping carriers are experiencing nationwide delays — your order may be delayed once it leaves our building.
What You Need to Know
Because let's face it, sometimes you wander off (physically or mentally). This shirt is here to make sure you always find your way back to your better half. Whether you're at a concert, a family BBQ, or just "exploring" Home Depot for hours, this tee is equal parts funny and functional.
Super soft, lightweight, and with just the right amount of stretch, it’s the perfect fit for your adventures (or misadventures). Bonus? It’s durable enough to survive all your “where did he go this time?” moments.
Details that make it a favorite:
-Soft and breathable: Combed and ring-spun cotton blend for ultimate comfort
-Pre-shrunk: No shrinking surprises after the first wash
-Durable construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side seams for a great fit
-Tear-away label: Because no one likes itchy neck tags
-Sourced responsibly: Made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Whether you’re buying it for your husband or hinting he should get it for himself, this shirt is a hilarious must-have. Now, if we could just make one that says, "I’m the wife—stop returning him to me." 😉
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |